December 2011
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me: damn I'm ugly
boys: yup
society: yup
mirror: yup
cat: it's okay I still love you
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TYPE YOUR NAME: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR EYES SHUT: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN: matthewe
SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: About 3 things i was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him, and i didnt know how dominant that part might be, that thirsted for my blood. And third, i was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him
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Dec 28th
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god: sit down
stephen hawking: ight
god: forever
stephen hawking: :/ bruh
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Dec 27th
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The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
Headmaster Gaepora: Link, how's the search for my daughter going?
Link: Oh, great, I've killed a lot of monsters.
Headmaster Gaepora: That's good, but what about Zel-
Link: Do you want to see my skulls?
Headmaster Gaepora: Your what?
Link: Look at my collection of the skulls of all the monsters I've killed.
Headmaster Gaepora: Link, I-
Link: Look, these ones are gold. Gold skulls are rare.
Headmaster Gaepora: Link what the fuck
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Dec 26th
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Me: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Mum: He's black
Me:
Mum:
Me:
Mum:
Me: You look for fresh prints, but oh my god
Dec 26th
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bigtimerussian: i see you driving round town with the girl i love and iā€™m like
Dec 26th
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Today at the movies
Me: Hi. I'd like two tickets to Sherlock Holmes: A Gay of Shadows?
Ticket Seller: Yeah su- Wait, what?
Me: Sherlock Homes: A Gay of Gay.
Ticket Seller: I don't-
Me: Sherlock Gay: A Gay of Gay Gay.
Ticket Seller: Sir I-
Me: Gay Gay: Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay.
Ticket Seller: That-
Me: Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
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